Parodies. Parodies. Parodies.
Reminds me of that old saying “a thief is caught in forty days”.
Thing is with parodies (you gotta love to hate them) .
It really just depends
It can take
Sometimes even never.
One parody that shook KOT had to be Makena.
WHO DOESN’T REMEMBER MAKENA. Even when the real woman and owner of the pictures whose pictures were stolen by Makena came forward yet we all stood by Makena ^so sad^.
Also. Not forgetting @verbstract who convinced many of us that Makena was
the air that he breathes
Thanx to Makena threatening the Makena six. Remember them? @Ch_acha and the likes. Makena was @PewaAbagenge unmasked. Who at the end of it all. Left many of us laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing until we accepted and moved on.
Then again. There is nothing as annoying as growing attached to people online. Then you realise
>>>The person you knew. Spoke to. Tweeted. Asked for endless tweet ups but they always had an excuse<<<
A Catfish. Yani Parody.
We cannot forget though. The two "females" that changed the face of KOT females.
The ones that conquered. Some even had jealous moments. You asked yourself how can someone have such a perfect life.
A life too too too perfect.
I am sure your brains are short circuiting at this point. Asking who who who.
I am talking about one
@TheDashWay also as we know her @JoewMuchiri's ex German "girlfriend" (sad)
And @TheDashWay’s “bestfriend“. Not forgetting @verbstract’s supposed girlfriend @Adrianna_etc
Anyway. Our main focus tonight fam will be @TheDashWay.
Look at yourselves. Some if you face palming yourselves
Others WTFing. Some thinking I am about to add Aromat to this blog. No. This time. We fell and we fell deep. Believe what we saw. Feel deeply for these two. Lexi and Adrianna became a part of us eventually. But who are they? Ever wondered where these perfect “Kenyan born” beings came from. I mean so marvellous. So perfect. So beautiful.
@Adrianna_etc and @TheDashWay do exist folks. They are human too. But as Carmen and Nicole.
Not as we know them. Someone has not been loyal to us KOT.
The saddest part of all. Is @JoeWMuchiri and @verbstract convinced us all that they dated them. Though Verbstract redeemed himself. As for Muchiri..well.Muchiri needs time to
Back to @TheDashWay. Who really is “Lexi”
Truth is @TheDashWay is a parody account.
The real “Lexi” is one @Princesscarmm_ also known as Carmen. Hasno affiliations with Kenya or Germany. Resides in North America. Has tried on many occasions together with her friends to stop @TheDashWay from stealing her pictures.
The question we need to ask ourselves is ‘what led @LexiDash to change to @TheDashWay and put her account on private?’
This tweet from the real person @Princesscarmm_ did. Fake Lexi thought no one would ever notice. But I did.
Moving on. Remember when @LexiDash told us she hates weaves and trolled many of our KOT women?
The real lexi @Princesscarmm_ thinks otherwise.
She adores them.
While we are at it. Let us play a little game here.
Real lexi @Princesscarmm_
Fake Lexi @TheDashWay
And our latest developments
@TheDashWay then stole it and well
@Princesscarmm_’s boyfriend showered her with this
@TheDashWay gifted herself (tears)
Stealing throwbacks too
If you look at the dates @Princesscarmm_ always uploads her pictures first. Then @TheDashway steals them and fools us all with them.
The big question we have to ask ourselves is
“Who is behind these parodies”
>> @TheDashWay and @Adrianna_etc <<
See thing is @verbstract and @JoeWMuchiru met them and @ReneeSkylar is related to them.
But did they really meet them? Are they really related?
The truth is. Whoever is the owner behind these Twitter and Instagram parodies. Has not one. Not two. Not five. Not even ten. But 18 parody account. All claiming to be affiliated with @Adrianna_etc and @TheDashWay.
To those who have become "close" with @Adrianna_etc and @TheDashWay. Whoever is running these two accounts gives tweeps the same number claiming one belongs to @TheDashWay and the other belonging to @Adrianna_etc. But it is one and one number for two people.
Yes. Run along and check each others phonebooks. Compare and contrast. Mpesa it if you can. It belongs to one @Reneeskylar. Plus she just needs the money. (She sounds destitute over the phone).. I called her. I swear Renee sells fish in the market. She sounds too backward for this life.
But like the real Lexi @Princesscarmm_ once said
It finally is.
Slowly but surely.
Part two on @Adrianna_etc whose real name is Nicole is coming up. Her and @Princesscarmm_ are family and related.
On that tip. On behalf of the KOT females. The KOT TOP 50 BANGABLE LIST needs to be adjusted. IMMEDIATELY.
This is @SheriffLady reporting parodies since 2014.
PART TWO. @Adrianna_etc exposed
Before I leave just a quick snippet on @Adrianna_etc
Fake Adrianna be like
I will return.